REUTERS: Wednesday evening. A five-year old girl unearthed an object in the undergrowth of a Long Island City park. The girl’s mother referred to its indescribable beauty and told journalists that her daughter is still recovering from its impact. Scientists have dated the object to the early twenty-first century and describe it as a simple polymer comprised of hydrogen and carbon atoms in an unknown configuration. Reports that the surface of the shape is covered with proscribed words, such as unity and co-operation, remain unconfirmed.
